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[Dec 30, 2008 * 12:21am] |
Somehow I don't buy that Scrivenshaft's only trying to help people learn two rite gooder with those ink-vomiting quills. I see RIGHT through your innocent scheme, Scrivenshaft's!
Got one for myself -- BUT! Oh ho ho there's a way to enchant the ink to fire out the other way. What can I say? It's one way to pass those lonely -- LONELY -- hours at the shoppe. You'd be surprised how accurately you can aim a jet of ink from it. Not that I'm that sort of fellow who would intentionally aim for, oh say, moving targets in the form of other people -- but there's a working concept to these things if I could just improve the range...
AHEM. Not that I'm going to go spilling all my best ideas.
Especially not the one Fred and yours truly have been spiffing up for just the right occa -- oh that would be telling. You lot can WAIT.
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[Dec 5, 2008 * 10:30pm] |
All right. All right. Maybe I've been pants at writing anything in here -- but I have good reasons! ...That being a statement which only works if no one asks WHAT reasons those might be. Allow me to describe them though: they're good. They're so good that if I told you lot, you'd all go "Why George, you are absolutely right and I didn't need to ask you about your good reasons at all." At which point you'd all feel like lousy mates for questioning me and I'd be understanding and I'd forgive you because ours is a civilised land and we do that stuff and so on and all that rot. I say we dodge the whole awkward conversation and OI! Less about me -- how about you crazy kids going off and getting married? Congrats on the whole thing Mr and Mrs Potter! Mind you keep out of trouble, you two.
Yes, I do mean trouble. As opposed to just trouble of course. Big difference. Large and VAST.
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[Oct 8, 2008 * 10:56pm] |
And to one Lavender Brown I say the following:
TOLD YOU SO.
Says she doesn't know about trying out for a play and bloody well goes and wins the role when she does. THAT'S MY GIRL!
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[Aug 16, 2008 * 12:42am] |
And who better to borrow a moment of your otherwise bland night of sitting all lonesome and fingering through these journals to see if anyone else's life is more fun than yours than GEORGE WEASLEY with a RIVETING announcement like:
WHOEVER'S BLOODY WHISTLING IN 212 NEEDS TO SHUT THEIR GOB.
Yes. That ought to cover it. Good night then!
( Lavender )
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[Jul 18, 2008 * 12:22pm] |
It will never makes sense to me how GREYBACK of all PEOPLE(?) has FANS(?!). Of course, they don't seem all that bright -- sort of suits. Still. What is wrong with people?
There's something else I meant to write that was really important...
OH.
OI! LAV. Hi, you. Yeah-- that should do it. I'm done now.
( Lavender )
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[Jun 29, 2008 * 5:44pm] |
All right -- SO maybe my own departure from Hogwarts was a little showy but Fred and I didn't take out a harmless CUPCAKE cart. That's just WRONG.
What else? Oh -- right!
LAVENDER BROWN!
I have a few questions. Just questions. About things. You free? Yeah? Now? Soon? GREAT -- just let me know where to meet you. You're ACES, Brown!
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[Jun 7, 2008 * 8:18pm] |
I know! Let's all discuss something that isn't about Greyback! Honestly -- the press is MURDERING that one without our help.
I give you the following topics to address:
1) What would you do if you had a free evening?
2) Does anyone have a free evening?
3) Can someone PLEASE save me from spending mine alone in deathly BOREDOM?
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[May 15, 2008 * 1:01pm] |
Slow day. Nothing to do.
This means it's time for a game. Word association's been done -- SO. Anyone up for a rousing round of all that is the thrill of the ALPHABET GAME?
...No, I don't know if that's the real name, but I don't know what else to call it.
Unimportant!
Here, I'll start:
A is for AGONISING(LY BORING), which describes George Weasley's day so far.
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[Apr 29, 2008 * 10:19pm] |
Well, you know -- Angelina IS an adult. My brain is also broken, but THAT being said...
Okay, that's all I have.
Nice day, isn't it? For wearing clothes. RIGHT, ANGELINA?
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[Apr 1, 2008 * 2:42pm] |
Really, mates. You can stop the cringing and waiting for IMPENDING DESTRUCTION.
We're adults now, you know. Beacons of maturity. You all ought to go hang your heads in SHAME for thinking we had anything up our sleeves -- collective sleeves AND individual sleeves. I don't know if there's a difference. Probably isn't. Not the point.
Now -- if you'll excuse us while we bloody go get the REAL show started cry over a lack of trust and faith in our reformed selves, I leave you all to wallow in your ENDLESS guilt.
THANKS MUCH.
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